Welcome to

Author Dean Barrett's Site

Your Personal Guide to Thailand’s pulsating nightlife and boundless literary absurdities

Including

Personal observations, unsubstantiated rumors and cruel innuendoes including Material on Thailand lifted from elsewhere such as other websites but cleverly rewritten just enough to avoid copyright infringement charges and

Reactions from Readers informative, insensitive, insane & otherwise

Material on Thailand

you won’t find on other websites

Including

(This is as close to a contents page as you're going to get so pay attention)

 Thailand Nightlife Roundup & Contest

         & Khun Nana's Column

(New Column Every Month ended in June 2011; see you on Facebook)

 

A Satire on Thailand: What happens when a spaceman from another planet crashes in Northeast Thailand?  Argaiv's Diary

(And if you haven't noticed that Argaiv is Viagra spelled backward get your dumb ass off my site)

 

Thailand Through the Looking Glass (Rants & Opinions)

(updated whenever somebody pisses me off)

 

 

Thailand Nightlife Glossary 

 

 

Photographing Asia: A Photographer's Notebook

 

In Bad Taste - Notorious Interviews:

Notorious interview with Dean Barrett in Pulse magazine

Notorious interview with Dean Barrett in The Big Chilli

Compass Magazine - short article: Compass Magazine

 

Books on Thailand (and China) you should read

(because I wrote them and the rent is due)

 

Bookstores in Thailand & Beyond

The book scene in Asia. For those who love books

 

 

Articles, Stories & Videos on Thailand

Humorous, sexy, erotic, sensual or maybe a dash of each

 

 

Websites on Thailand (or)

Is Stickman actually Bernard Trink in disguise?

 

Old Time radio programs for mystery fans

Dashiell Hammett's Sam Spade, Dragnet, Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe, Sherlock Holmes

 

Special Message

For those who dislike go go bars, beer bars, and older foreign men with younger Thai women

 

 

My Encounter with An Asian Dominatrix

Anyway, I survived it relatively unscathed

 

 

Need a laugh?  Try listening to

this four-minute tape of

A Bargirl's Revenge

 

 

Need another laugh?  Try listening to

Abbott and Costello's hilarious sketch:

Who's on First?

 

 

 

Hey! Still More Welcome Page - Click on the curvaceous pool player's picture

 for Page Two of  Two

 

 

 

Notices of Vital Importance:

 

All material on this website copyright © Dean Barrett 2005-2011.  Should you lift material from this site without permission, the actor Russell Crowe will be sent to your place of residence and he will beat the stuffing out of you, or, at the very least, throw a phone at you.  Be afraid.  Be VERY afraid.

 

Should you find any of the photographs or illustrations on this website offensive or insulting in any way, please contact the webmaster, and he will enlarge them.

 

Please remember to turn off your cellphones before entering this website.  This website has been programmed with the latest version of digital orgasmic cellular transfer® (DOCT) and due to the ultra high frequency outflow of orgasmic blacktooth/blueberry digital cellular spermatic waves® (DCSW) it may cause you to experience intense orgasms through your cellphonic Wi-Fi wavelengths.

 

Special offer to readers of this website:  Buy a copy of any Dean Barrett book at full retail price and you will then be able to buy as many as you like at the same price.  Offer limited!  Please hurry!    deanbarr@loxinfo.co.th

 

 

 

 

          

"Dean Barrett writes prose as elegant as poetry and knows his way around a plot.   In fact, I would say that Barrett's skill as a writer is equal to and more honed than several best-selling authors that I have read." - Jeff Cook, RoundTableReviews.com